Court: Oooooh... Ohhhhhh... That feels sooooo good.... That's the spot... A little harder... Right there... Yesssssss... Oh... baaabbbyyyy... It feels soooo good...Trop: I finally get it. You didn't marry me for the sex. You married me for my foot jobs.
Court: That.... and your bacon makin'.
Before you ask, you can get your minds out of the gutter. "Bacon makin'" isn't our euphemism for sex. If there is one irrefutable fact about my wife, it is that she LOVES foot jobs and bacon.
6 comments:
As Emeril says "Pork Fat Rules!"
Not too many things can beat a good foot rub.
Perhaps it wasn't a euphemism before, but it might be now!
Everything is better with bacon.
Everything!
I would do anything for a foot rub. ;)
Foot jobs & bacon- what's not to love?
i think bacon love is universal.
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