Thursday, April 17, 2008

Overheard at Trop's

Court: Oooooh... Ohhhhhh... That feels sooooo good.... That's the spot... A little harder... Right there... Yesssssss... Oh... baaabbbyyyy... It feels soooo good...


Trop:
I finally get it. You didn't marry me for the sex. You married me for my foot jobs.

Court: That.... and your bacon makin'.



Before you ask, you can get your minds out of the gutter. "Bacon makin'" isn't our euphemism for sex. If there is one irrefutable fact about my wife, it is that she LOVES foot jobs and bacon.

6 comments:

yankeegirl said...

As Emeril says "Pork Fat Rules!"

Not too many things can beat a good foot rub.

SassyFemme said...

Perhaps it wasn't a euphemism before, but it might be now!

Syd said...

Everything is better with bacon.

Anonymous said...

Everything!

I would do anything for a foot rub. ;)

Anonymous said...

Foot jobs & bacon- what's not to love?

weese said...

i think bacon love is universal.