Your girlfriend

Hat tip

Here's your girlfriend

She's a real Einstein.

Here's your girlfriend

Her personal ad reads:

"This third daughter is 24, a farm girl at heart. Doesn't want to get too far from her milk cow or the other animals for that matter."

This is a man?

I was all set to do a "here's your girlfriend post," and then I realized I was looking at a man.

Meet Elwood "Bunky" Bartlett, winner of an estimated $49 million in the Maryland lottery last month, who intends to use his money to set up a school for witches -- a real-life Hogwarts.

ETA: Had I watched the video (click the picture) with mute *off* I'd have known s/he was a guy the second s/he opened his mouth.