Random shit

Who was your hero as a child?
Dorothy.

What do you do for fun?
I put the lovin' to my wife.

Are you an outdoor or an indoor person?
Outdoor.

If you had only six months to live, what would you do first?
Make my bucket list.

What 3 words would your best friend use to describe you?
tasty, sweet, kissable

Where do you see yourself in five years?
Changing baby diapers.

What are you most proud of in your life?
Coming out.

Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?
I feed the birds and squirrels in my yard.

Who do you admire most?
Eleanor Roosevelt.

Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
Yes, on my body.

When do you plan on getting married?
I'm happily illegally married.

Get the number or give the number?
Give. I don't call people unless I have to.

Romance or Kinky?
I'll take six of one and a half-dozen of the other.

How do you feel?
Fortunate.

What size shoes do you wear?
8.5.

Water or 100% Juice?
Water.

Would you rather be hot or cold?
Yes.

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
Been there, done that [Divorce and Chapter 13].

Favorite Place to Eat?
Ask my wife.

Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
Ballet [Turn it up and stay for the entire thing; the stage performance is something that can't be experienced with video.].

What is your favorite clothing brand?
Don't have one favorite.

If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
I'm in love with the '91 Jeep Wrangler our pizza boy drives.

Your favorite Disney Films?
The Lion King.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to a NASCAR race.

What was your last thought?
I'm not going to hurl... I'm not going to hurl... I'm not going to hurl...

Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
Milk makes me hurl. Just answering this question makes me gag.

Favorite fruit?
The forbidden fruit.

Are you a cat or a dog person?
I like pussy cats.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Since I am already deaf, definitely deaf.

Define yourself in 3 words...
generous, forgiving, truthful

Do you eat cold cereal at night?
Sometimes.

What is your favorite TV show?
NASCAR Raceday on SPEED

Kill the spider or let it out?
Let it out. Then get the brown paper bag for Courtney.

Do you shower every single day?
I shower as often as I need too... sometimes twice a day.

Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
Check their shoes. Shoes are a dead giveaway.

Where do you want to travel next?
Asheville, NC.

Do you read harry potter books?
Yes.

What is your favorite place?
Next to Courtney.

Have you had a beer in the last week?
Yes.

Flip flops or sandals?
Sandals.

Do you like bananas?
Yes.