Sunday, February 15, 2009

Jesus would have given me the flower

Leaving the grocery store yesterday, we were confronted by a young woman with flowers. She extended her hand to give us a Valentine's Day carnation.

"Who is giving us this nice flower?"

"XYZ Baptist Church of East Jesus."

I put my arm around Court and asked the effervescent young woman "What is XYZ Baptist's position on same-sex marriage?"

In an instant the young woman's face went from bubbly-happy to expressionless. She withdrew her carnation and turned away.

WWJD?

6 comments:

Maggie said...

Jesus would have given you two.



Dumb bitch.

yankeegirl said...

I think Maggie has it right.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe she pulled the flower back! What a dumbfuck.

Trop said...

She totally pulled it back.

She entered my space. I was polite. I always ask in situations like this, because I want people to see what they oppose.

Maggie said...

I oppose bitches like that.

Rebekah said...

My Jesus would have punched her, taken the flower, and handed it to you. Happy V day to you both (from ass-kicker Jesus. And me.)