1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?Why the fuck do I always miss the same lock of hair when I make a ponytail?
2. How much cash do you have on you?
$2.00
3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
Bore.
4. Favorite planet?
Earth.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Courtney.
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
Don't have a favorite. I can't stand cell phone ring tones.
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Yellow turtleneck.
8. Do you label yourself?
Dumbass.
9. Name the brand of the shoes you're currently wearing?
Some no-name brand (it's worn off).
10. Bright or dark room?
Dark if I'm watching TV, bright if I'm working or reading.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
I don't know her except for her blob.
12. What does your watch look like?
Gold Seiko Rolex knock-off.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
It was spam.
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
We don't have them here. There is a Hess station/store about .25 mile.
16. What is a word that you say a lot?
Fuck.
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Courtney.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
Our friends' dogs.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Crazy meds, thyroid meds, ibupropen.
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
Film? What's that?
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
48.
22. Your worst enemy?
Depression.
23. What is your current desktop picture?
This.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"We need to go."
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
Show me the money.
26. Do you like someone?
Yes, I am completely smitten.
27. The last song you listened to?
Church hymn.
28. What time of day were you born?
Late night, early morning.
29. Favorite number?
No favorite.
30. Where did you live in 1987?
Ohio.
31. Are you jealous of anyone?
Yes.
32. Is anyone jealous of you?
Me? No way.
33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
San Diego, CA.
34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Kick it and call it a mother fucker.
35. Do you consider yourself kind?
No.
36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
I already have one, on the small of my back.
37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
I lack the necessary aptitude for language.
38. Would you move for the person you loved?
Depends.
39. Are you touchy feely?
More than I used to be.
40. What's your life motto?
To thine own self be true.
41. Name three things that you have on you at all times.
Pencil, socks, shirt.
42. What’s your favorite town/city?
Asheville, NC.
43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
I bought movie tickets for Amanda and me.
44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
It's been much too long, maybe six months.
45. Can you change the oil on a car?
I probably could. I've never tried.
46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
She's wasting her life; hooked on Oxycontin.
47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
Back to the Revolutionary War.
48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
Can't remember.
49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My soul.
50. Have you been burned by love?
Yes.
7 comments:
I can totally relate to missing the lock of hair with the ponytail.
I hate watching TV in the dark, it feels like the brightness hurts my eyes.
The problem with meme's...they're too long. My thought upon looking in the mirror this morning (and really all day) was I should wash my hair, but a ball cap will do. I have $23 and change. That's as far as I got before I got bored...oh wait, that was the answer to what rhymes with door...sorta...heh. I would totally do a 5 item meme though.
I know Weyrd1. But they sure do come in handy when there is nothing to blob about.
I really, really want to read a blog post about the ex who is now addicted to oxy.....
There's really not much to tell. I last saw her ten years ago when I was home for a HS reunion and she came to a pre-reunion mixer. She looked 20 years older than everyone. It was tragic.
Our fling was short-lived. It was the summer right after high school graduation. I couldn't deal with my feelings for her (that whole religious abomination thing). And she was a slut who got what she wanted from me (which I gave at a high price) and then tossed me aside.
32 is wrong- I'm totally jealous :)
Yeah, I guess having sole legal and physical custody of my kid and an ex-husband that left the country IS something to be jealous of.
I have it good and I know it.
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