Reality bites

So, we got the long awaited call yesterday. And I'm all excited, because there's something in it for me. Court promised that if she got the job, my monthly allowance would get a boost.

As it became clear over the past several weeks that she would make the final cut, I'd been pondering all the ways I might spend my monthly windfall.

Imagine my disappointment when I learned that the extent of my bonus will be a whopping $10 raise.

So much for quarter-less trips to the deli.