Court: Do we really want to swim for an hour?Trop: [treading water] I know. I'm bored.
Court: We could swim for 30 minutes and then go home and do push-ups and crunches and lunges and squats.
[Trop ponders]
Trop: How 'bout we just go home and have rough sex?
2 comments:
You know, it occurs to me that I am so fucking old.
Mainly because I cringed when I read the words "rough sex." I mean, I kept thinking, "Well, I doubt if my knees could take rough sex anymore."
I'm almost as old as you Maria, and sometimes my knees do become a factor, as does my back.
I have to do prison yard exercises just to keep up with my wife.
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