TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Aurora borealis and a lot of clutter:
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
Three (family room, our room, Amanda's room).
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A six-pound, fourteen-ounce baby.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Myself.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Yes... oh wait, that was knocked out, not knocked up... No.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Dolores A. Munchin.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Red.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yes.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Yes.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
No.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
On the off chance Dirigible Weekly considers an offer, NO!
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Not likely.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
No.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
What is it about women's dress slacks that they rarely have pockets?
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I wouldn't know.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Hardwood throughout.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
Not my dope dealer.
Q: Last person who called you?
A project manager.
Q: Person you hugged?
Courtney.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
I don't have one.
Q: Season?
Spring.
Q: Color?
I don't have one.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
No.
Q: Mood?
Randy.
Q: Listening to?
NPR.
Q: Watching?
The weather (and hoping Amanda's game is canceled tonight).
Q: Worrying about?
My daughter.
Q: Wearing?
Leather sandals, black slacks, white short-sleeve pullover, glasses.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Amanda's room to make sure she was awake.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Leave the college for good.
Q: Do you smile often?
Not often enough.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes, unless attacked.
4 comments:
I love NPR...and I think everyone should know that joy of hardwood floors...
I love the name new name and the other stuff too.
Listening to NPR and feeling randy? What a wild combination!
You don't own flip flops of any kind? I can't imagine not having/wearing any. Once the weather warms up I live in them.
No flip-flops, Sassy. I just can't stand a toe thong. With one exception, I can't stand *anything* between my toes. I have Tevas that I bought in '99 [there is a "Trop is a dumbass" story about those]. I have three sets of Crocs, and the sandals I linked to.
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