Sunday, February 17, 2008

Overheard at Trop's

UVA Campus Guide: There are more than 500 clubs you can chose from at UVA...

Trop: What club will you join?

Amanda: I don't know.

[skate boarder rolls by]

Trop: You could join a skate board club.

Amanda: But I don't skate board.

Trop: I know, but you hang out with all those skate board guys at your school.

Amanda: Yeah.

Trop: So, you could be in the club as a booster.

Amanda: A what?

Trop: A booster... it's sort of like a cheerleader.

Amanda: Like a Band-Aid?

Trop: A what?

Amanda: A Band-Aid, like in Almost Famous.

Trop: Yes! Just like a Band-Aid, 'cause you know, they don't have sex with the guys in the band. Please promise me you won't have sex with the skate board guys.

Amanda: OK. Just blow-jobs.




This is like a lot of our conversations; they begin all serious but quickly digress to raunchy movie dialog.

4 comments:

Ting said...

She is a trip!

SassyFemme said...

I would have died!

Syd said...

I can SOOOO easily see her saying this to you. hahahha

Middle Girl said...

I do believe I've said this before...shades of my precious little girl.

Fantastatic.