1. In college, I spent a weekend at a commune, and seriously considered joining.I did visit a Bruderhof while in college. But I never seriously considered joining, especially after I discovered that, being Hutterites, Bruderhof women have the highest fertility of any known group.
2. Oscar Mayer called me on the phone once.
Oscar Mayer III worked at Carnegie Mellon University. During my tenure there he once called me on the phone to tell me I'd been nominated for a productivity award. I thought it was a prank call. "Oscar Mayer? Yeah right. And I'm Sara Lee." As far as I know, he didn't drive to work in the weinermobile.
3. As a little kid, I wanted to be a talk show host when I grew up.
My mother was a faithful fan of The Mike Douglas Show. It came on every afternoon at 3:00, and since there was just one TV in the house, that's what everybody watched. I wanted to be just like him.
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Ooh! Ooh! *waving hand wildly in the air* Pick me! Pick me!
I know the answer!
;)
If Oscar Mayer called you and I'm just now finding out about it, I am pissed.
They all see plausible for you.
I would say that the third one is the lie.
Now, had you said "as a little kid I wanted to DO a talk show host"....
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