The "To Do" List
Friday
- Kiss wife goodbye, leave East Jesus
- Listen to NASCAR radio during two-hour drive to M'ville
- Meet Syd & K at track
- Drink beer
- Set up camp
- Drink beer
- Find out what Syd packs
- Watch cup qualifying
- Drink beer, smoke cigar
- Welcome wife and kid (arriving after school)
- Behave
Saturday
- Watch morning cup practice
- Stalk Ashley Judd
- Drink beer
- Stalk Ashley Judd some more
- Watch truck race and drink beer
- Take pictures for new blog: "NASCAR Poon"
- Drink beer, smoke cigar
- Drink more beer
- Pass out
Sunday
- Mimosas and coffee (breakfast of champions)
- Avoid getting beat up for wearing a Tony Stewart do-rag
- Make an ass of myself trying to be seen on SPEED Channel
- Drink beer
- Eat a bologna burger
- Drink beer
- Regret eating bologna burger
- Drink Maalox
- Watch cup race
- Cry tears of joy when Tony Stewart takes checkered flag
- Drink beer, smoke cigar
- Kiss goodbye wife/kid (they return to EJ for school)
- Syd, K, & Trop drunken threesome in camper
Monday
- Complain of hangover
- Drink LOTS of coffee
- Pack up
- Avoid teary-eyed, mushy goodbye with Syd & K
- Return to East Jesus
Tuesday
- Start planning for Talladega!
10 comments:
*snicker* Tony Stewart/checkered flag *snicker*
okay, okay, okay, if you come to Talladega you have to come see us before you go home.
AHHHHHJHhahhahahahahahhhh...
And Have a Blast? or is that implied? Have Fun! :)
Hey Sharon, if we come to Talladega, you and Ms. A can come to the races with us! ;D
Um....bologna burger? What the hell is that?
And you snuck that threesome in there quite tidily....
Friday night Behave???
{cough}bullshit{cough}
LOL @ Sassy...almost PML
This has nothing to do with anything...but I just noticed that you have The Decemberists on your play list. Bing is a NUT for them.
I love Ashley Judd. IDH.
Honey's, I'm hoooome. :)
And being that I am a day ahead of everyone else, I've got the scoop on the weekend.
Let the bribing begin.
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