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This week's NASCAR Nextel Cup standings:

Sunday's Kansas race offered Stewart fans like me both the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. The race was red flagged (stopped) a few laps past the half-way point on account of rain (a race is official at the half-way point). Stewart was in first place, and had the race been called, he would have been declared the winner. A win would have put him at the top of the point standings in the chase for the cup.

Instead, the race re-started two hours later, and Stewart suffered a crumpled left front panel that rubbed his tire. When it went flat, he slowed and two other racers slammed into him. Stewart went from first to worst in one rain delay.

The Kansas result dropped Stewart two places, to fourth in the standings with just seven races to go.

There are only two more races until the Lesbian Camping Orgy NASCAR Weekend in Martinsville.



EDITED TO ADD: We are three weeks away from our Lesbian Camping Orgy NASCAR Weekend and I already have blog fodder on Syd. You wouldn't believe it if I told you; and I'm not tellin'.